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#13057 Our Project Car
Now, 25 years later, I am putting my eldest son in the same situation. However, we are
now living in a less rural county that I did at 16. Again, the question, "Where did
we find it?" Actually, we found 13057 on a used car lot, and Im not talking
about a purveyor of "previously owned" luxury and exotic cars. Were
talking mobile home office, gravel lot, one street light, look HARD at the odometer, used
car lot. We spotted the car on a Saturday night, and were apparently the only folks to take more than a cursory look at the car in the 2-3 weeks it had been on the lot. I jotted down the tag number and called the courthouse early Monday morning to investigate. The previous owner referred me to the owner before him and thats when the story of 13057 began to come together. In 1976, a pilot for TWA--well call Ed, living in southern California spotted 13057 in a salvage yard while looking for parts for his wifes MGB. She had hit a dog and, as he put it, done more damage to the MG than the dog. The Jensen Healey was sitting nose up, indicating the engine was missing, so Ed, inquired about the car. Apparently the previous owner was military and had purchased the sports car new. Whether financial woes over came him or some of the Mk.1s troubles overwhelmed him, he and a buddy chose to sell the engine, transmission and seats, then abandon the car in the Chocolate Mountains around San Diego and reported the car stolen.
Ed and his wife drove and maintained 13057 from 1976 until 1996, after he had retired from TWA and moved to the lake country of Western Kentucky. As she said to me, "Im a grandmother and I just got tired of crawling in and out of it." She also described the car to me in such loving terms that she left no doubt that it was, indeed, her favorite car of all time. In the spring of 1996 Ed mentioned to a lake neighbor that he was interested in selling the Jensen Healey. This fellow and his wife liked the idea of an "old convertible" like some of their other neighbors had and bought the Jensen Healey.
It is my contention that many people who dump or quickly cast off British sports cars never understood what they were getting into in the first place. Having lived with a 1959 MGA, a 1969 MGC, and a 1974 Midget on a daily basis, I understand many of the peculiarities of the British car. Unfortunately, many people dont and the result is a lot of moaning a groaning and hand wringing that us more experienced "British car nuts" accept as no problem and go on. This is what happened to 13057. The new owners didnt realize all that went with owning a British sports car. They thought it was going to be as fun and easy as a 65 Mustang or a 56 Chevy. Almost exactly 6 months after buying 13057, they sold it to a man who occasionally helped a friend with used car sales. He would run cars to and from the auction, clean up, occasionally take part interest in a car and split the profits with the owner of the lot. Whether his thoughts were to drive the car or sell it, I dont know, but about 4 months after buying it, he persuaded his partner to buy the car for what I consider an outrageous price. His proposition to his partner was that the Jensen Healey was a rare car (true), an expensive car (somewhat true) and that they could speculate on it and make much more than they paid for it (maybe in Los Angeles or Miami, but not in Western Kentucky). They were hoping to get between $7500 and $10,000 for this car!
The paint, it seems, had suffered the most. Called "Mustard" by the factory,
my son promptly renamed it "booger green" and I came up with several
unflattering names for it myself. A nick here, a ding there, and a scrape along the side,
did nothing for the little Jensen Healeys appearance. New paint of a different color would
be on the top of our list. The bolt-on Dunlop chrome wire wheels also made for a more
classic look. After initial conversation and the beginning of a serious haggle session, I talked to Ed again. He confirmed that the car actually had less than 54,000 miles on it. The speedo in the car went with the engine in it, the previous speedo had only 48,000 miles on it when he removed it. He gave me the history of the car and referred vaguely to the "spares" that should be with it. Throughout the course of the haggling, the used car dealer kept referring to the spare parts also. Of course, parts are parts, and the quantity and quality of them I could not be sure, neither could he because he knew nothing about the car. Finally, a week after we first spotted it, the deal was consummated. My 15 year-old son and I climbed in and proudly headed home in the only Jensen Healey I had ever actually seen. We motored home, both grinning, until about 2 blocks from the house when the engine cut out and made a peculiar noise. Our faces fell, he looked at me and said, "Dad, that didnt sound good." I agreed and shifted gears and it didnt sound any better. The engine shuddered and quit. Then I heard it, a lonesome, yet relieving sound--the sound of an SU fuel pump sucking air. "Weve run out of gas!" I laughed and thankfully it was downhill to the house, so we coasted all the way in. My son was incredulous, "But the gauge says weve got a 1/4 of a tank." I said, "Yes, and thats the last time youll trust that thing." Now he religiously fills it up between 100 and 125 miles on the odometer. Then I got around to asking where all the spare parts were. When they got to listing them, parts were scattered literally over 2 counties and 4 households. The spare engine, two spare transmissions and the spare rear end was in a barn about 2 miles from my work. The nine wheels and tires, tops (one frame only, one complete), spare seats and 12 boxes of parts were in another barn, the manuals and engine stand were lost somewhere in the shuffle! Before it was over, I had made three trips in my full-sized van and one in a pick-up to round up all the spare parts. Ed, whom I refer to as the "original owner" called and said I could have all the old AJO White Ladies he had. After I clarified what kind of white ladies he was referring to, we went and picked them up. Several months after our purchase of the car, the second retired couple called saying they were cleaning out some cabinets and ran across the workshop manual, parts manual and a set of sheepskin seat covers for the Jensen Healey! My inventory of spare parts includes a distributor, both carbs, oil cooler, radiator,
heater core with fan and controls, gas tank, and on and on and on. While I didnt
bargain for it, I got more than my moneys worth in spare parts. All I need is
another body tub and some suspension and I could build another Jensen Healey. Somewhere on
this site you will find a listing of parts for sale from this collection. Well, there you have it. Thats how we, in Western Kentucky, came upon an almost pristine 1973 Jensen Healey Mk. 1, with no rust, low mileage and a boat load of spare parts! I hesitate to call what weve done to 13057 a restoration, but it is a mild form
of one. First we made sure she was safe and sound. Replacement of battery and radio were
next, along with high performance speakers and a trunk mounted CD changer (this is a
teens car, remember). She responded well to the kind treatment we gave her, always
starting and never letting us down on the road. Based on my experience with British cars,
this Jensen Healey was very unusual in the fact that every device affixed to it
worked--even the clock kept accurate time! Well, occasionally the tach got tired and laid
down for a while, but that was the only hitch in her get-along. Spring was time to paint. We searched through the body books, looking for just the right red. Each page we turned, each year we search out, one color kept jumping off the page at us--Chryslers Viper Red. They body guy said hed do it the first week end in March. He paints custom cars and trucks at night and on weekends and works a regular job during the day. Between a production change-over and inventory it was the last week of May before he got to it. Changing colors on a car is no easy task and the closeness of the Jensen Healey to the ground made it no easier. We did all we could do to make the job simpler. We removed the bumpers, all lights,
trim, mirrors, snaps, even put on the factory wheels and old tires and stripped the trunk
and engine compartment (as much as possible). A week later she came home all gleaming red.
Its taken us another month to clean and replace all the stuff we took off. We had
the headlights blacked in like the later Mk. 2 models, which we thought looked really
sporty. Our paint guy did an exceptional job. Unless you take off a panel, you wont
find any mustard paint on this car. The engine compartment looks great, as does the trunk
and around the doors. In the meantime, the Monza muffler broke loose--it is rusted beyond saving and has since been replaced. Also new tires have been shod on the chrome wires. When we bought the car, two of the wheels had three wing spinners on them, the others had octagon shaped center caps. I only had to watch it drive down the street once and see the sunlight reflect off the spinners to know we needed two more. So I spent several winter hours searching the net for Dunlop wheel dealers that had spinners. There are none! Moss sells Dunlop bolt-on conversions for MGs and such, but no spinners. Finally a friend recommended that I pick up a copy of Low Rider magazine. I thought it was for the pictures of the young ladies who are displayed with the cars, but it was for the wheel suppliers. Theyve got spinners beyond belief--three wing, twisted wings, five wings, lights in the wings, chrome, gold, neon, etc., etc.! A quick trip to my local custom wheel supplier satisfied the need for spinners. A pair of Jensen Healey decals from my inventory made them match the other two. While all this was going on, 13057 made an impression on me. It appears to be a very
well put together little car. Aside from a difficult access to the distributor, the car is
very straight forward and easy to work on. Parts appear to be readily accessible, while
not with a glut of suppliers, and owner support for the marque is phenomenal! Pitted against its contemporaries the Jensen Healey fares well. The most obvious comparison is between it and the classic Austin Healey, where, by the way, the Jensen outperforms in every driving category. But, the Austin Healey is not the best comparison, in my opinion. A more even benchmark might be the Fiat 124 or an MGB. Park an MGB next to it and compare them side by side. Start with the trunk. In the Jensen Healey, the spare is slung under the body, giving more room and the trunk is finished with carpet all around. The size of the trunk is impressive. You can fit a couple of duffel bags with room to spare. Move on to the interior. Granted the gauge and switch layout is pretty LBC (little British car) standard, but the seats are vastly more comfortable and adjustable than the MGs. Leg room is unbelievable and the three-point safety belt is reassuring. Behind the seat is a shelf, while interrupted by the roll bar, still provides ample room for parcels, speakers, etc. The console is nicely finished, the real glove box handy, and the leather wrapped steering wheel--with its thumb indents--is wonderful! Move on the to engine compartment. The incomparable Lotus-supplied 2 liter dual overhead cam engine is the heart of the car. Producing 140 horsepower, it propels the Jensen Healey to much higher performance than anything in its class. Yes, many will give the more traditional MG the nod on styling, yet it is the Jensen Healey that looks the most current. Driving is the best way to become a Jensen Healey fan. It starts with the briefest twist of the key and the dohc four springs into raspy life. The growl it produces between 3000 and 4000 rpm is delicious. While feeling softly sprung, the car corners in true sports car fashion and gives a ride quality unparalleled in the LBC world. Early critics pointed to engine noise and poor ergonomics as low points, but the song of 13057 is not offensive at all--maybe its just my mufflers are so loud we cant hear the engine noise. I find the level of gearbox whine more disturbing than the noise of the motor. All in all the car is a delight to drive, both from the driving experience and from the
audience it draws. Now that my son is 16 and driving independently, he affirms my opinion
that if you pulled to a 4-way stop with the Jensen Healey in Viper Red, at least 2 more
cars at the intersection would have to be on fire to draw Soon 13057 became a famaliar face around town. Especially with her rather loud exhausts and dazzling paint, it was easy to spot. From the high school parking lot to my son's summer job as life guard at the local country club, the JH was recognized all over town. I warned him that attention like that was a double edged sword. Not only would everyone know him but everyone who saw him doing something crazy/illegal/dangerous/etc. would know exactly who it was and let me know! With a teen driver, life is always exciting. Such it was the
day my son called just a few minutes after I had arrived at work and said those dreaded
words, "Dad, I had a wreck!" His voice was trembling and I knew he was on
the verge of crying. His next words brought a sigh of relief, "I'm ok, but I've
torn my car up awful." I jumped in my car and raced to the scene of the
accident. He had rear-ended a school bus when it stopped at a railroad crossing
(required by law in Kentucky). I could not believe the damage and the condition of
13057. She took good care of him. I still cannot figure how the bumper of the
school bus was low enough to hit the headlights of a 1973 Jensen Healey. Divine
intervention is all that I can figure! The hood, both front fenders, and both
headlight doors were a total loss. That said, that's really all the damage there
was. A local shop with frame straightening capability took care of the wrinkled
inner fenders and replaced the damaged parts. Special note here: Thank goodness for
Bruce Madden in Atlanta with his vast knowledge and store of JH parts. We drove down
to his place, selected the parts and drove home much quicker than any vendor could have
shipped them in. Even so, 13057 was off the road for approximately 30 days.
Also, thank goodness for declared value-full coverage insurance! While they called
the car a total loss, we were able to repair it for much less than the estimates! A
hard lesson to learn for a teenager, but a valuable one! Aside from the wreck, 13057 has been a wonderful experience for us. One I would try again, given enough garage space and time! Now that my son is attending the US Coast Guard Academy in New London, CT, the JH is residing peacefully at home. He will not be able to take a car up there until his senior year. I've encouraged him to save as much money as possible with which to buy a sport-ute and a 4 wheel trailer with which he can tow the JH from duty station to duty station in the future! Christmas 2000: At my son's request, we installed new carpet in 13057. I ordered the black standard kit from Delta Motorsports and installed it between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Also had the radiator cleaned and a small leak repaired. The carpet went in beautifully. The kit worked well. I just spent a week or so on my knees on a concrete floor putting it in! Thank goodness #2 son is a good helper! Now the car looks as good inside as it does outside!
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